On Tue, 10 Feb 1998 dldecker_at_mediaone.net wrote: >> >>After reading these waivers I think to really let it hit home there ought >>to be a line somthing like this in it. >>_______________________________________________ >>Next of Kin in case of INJURY or DEATH >> >>Name___ >>Address__ >>Telephone Number____ >>________________________________________________ >> >>or >>________________________________________________ >> >>In case of DEATH the said Club gets to salvage off your >>Body and or Boat all usable objects, including said boat . >> >>___________________________________________________- >> >>I should play a lawyer on TV >> >>Dana i'll play the client "but your honor, nobody told me if i tipped over, and didn't get my head out from under the water, i'd drown... my sinuses got wet [which in reality can be very dangerous], and my eyes got wet, can you believe that?? and then i poured a cup of hot coffee out of my thermos, and it spilled in my lap, oh your honor, can't i have a million dollars??" we'll split 70/30, and i'll use the extra 40% for a real lawyer to defend _us_ in an anti-defamation suit, with every lawyer in the country after our butts >;-) ... and now we return you to your regularly scheduled discussion, already in progress. #------canoeist[at]netbox[dot]com-------------------------------------- mark zen o, o__ o_/| o_. po box 474 </ [\/ [\_| [\_\ ft. lupton, co 80621-0474 (`-/-------/----') (`----|-------\-') #~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~_at_~~~~~~~_at_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~_at_~~~~~~~~_at_~~~~~ http://www.diac.com/~zen/cpr [Colorado Paddlers' Resource] http://www.diac.com/~zen/rmskc [Rocky Mtn Sea Kayak Club] http://www.diac.com/~zen/rmcc [Rocky Mtn Canoe Club Trip Page] http://www.diac.com/~zen/mark [personal] -- Fortune: "I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up." -- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad" *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net ***************************************************************************
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