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From: Dave Kruger <dkruger_at_seasurf.com>
subject: [Paddlewise] Trip Report: Lower Columbia River, OR, USA
Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 22:20:21 -0800
Three of us squeezed in an overnight trip on the Columbia River,
paddling upriver on the tail end of the flood from Aldrich Point to a
campsite on a dredge-spoil island last Saturday, and returning the next
day on the tail end of the ebb, avoiding head-currents, as old people
should.  We stayed away from the places where geese are nesting now, and
only saw overhead flights of presumably migrant stocks (in the
hundreds), along with the odd dozen or half-dozen swans (late for them
to be here).

Both days were mild and mixed sun, haze, overcast, and a little drizzle,
though not enough to justify the Goretex jacket.  The evening showed
Cathlamet's lights to good advantage, and the ghosting of barges and
freighters in the channel in the mist and more serious rain.  Water temp
demanded the wet suit, but otherwise it was shorts and light top
clothing weather!  Spring!  Oh, that sap is running!

The other two (a couple "renewing" their slightly dormant relationship)
were on their first paddle since October, and I was futzing with the
relationship between my chunky body and a new cockpit (new boat -- my
SO's, but she had to go to Seattle ... oh, well, her tough luck!), so
this was more of a shakedown cruise than a serious endeavour. 
Nonetheless, several eagles were spotted, scads of scaups, beaucoup
buffleheads, and a scoop or two of harbor seals, along with the odd
(really odd) power boater, and a very stuck-up pair of canoeists from
Portland.

The old campsite was refurbished, which included returning the 30 inch
diameter round we had been using for a table top, gardening away the
offending scotch broom, and resetting the fire ring.  To keep things
humming, I did the hot stir fry, and the others the wine, the plastic
pudding, and a mega-breakfast.  No wonder that cockpit is a tight fit!

Two pink, plastic flamingoes (man, that new yak has a LOT of cargo
room!) greeted the loving couple in the morning, a suitable iconographic
introduction to the rites of spring.  The return trip revealed massive
work in process on tide gates (?) on one side of Tenasillahee Island,
and a couple miles of heavy rocking on dikes, all on a deer sanctuary. 
Why do the deer care if the tide is kept out?  Did I help pay for this? 
Is this a harbinger of more dredge deposits and elevation of the upland
on the island?  Time will tell.

Summer is around the corner.  I wonder how many flamingoes that thing
will hold ...?   Can I transport plastic waterfowl across the US/CDN
border without being arrested?  I think they'd look good in Zeballos.

-- 
Dave Kruger
Astoria, OR
demented sea kayaker
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From: Jackie Fenton <jackie_at_intelenet.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Trip Report: Lower Columbia River, OR, USA
Date: Tue, 17 Mar 1998 10:09:33 -0800 (PST)
> From: Dave Kruger <dkruger_at_seasurf.com>

> 
> Three of us squeezed in an overnight trip on the Columbia River,
> paddling upriver on the tail end of the flood from Aldrich Point to a

<snip>

> freighters in the channel in the mist and more serious rain.  Water temp
> demanded the wet suit, but otherwise it was shorts and light top
> clothing weather!  Spring!  Oh, that sap is running!
> 
> The other two (a couple "renewing" their slightly dormant relationship)

I would think a kayak camping trip would do that :-)

<snip>

> Two pink, plastic flamingoes (man, that new yak has a LOT of cargo

Plastic flamingoes??  That's what I call kayak trip accessorizing!  Bring
your own bird scenery!

Thanks for the trip report.  So, did the couple get renewed?

Cheers,

Jackie

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From: Dave Kruger <dkruger_at_seasurf.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Trip Report: Lower Columbia River, OR, USA
Date: Tue, 17 Mar 1998 14:22:10 -0800
Jackie Fenton wrote:
>
> > The other two (a couple "renewing" their slightly dormant relationship)
> 
> I would think a kayak camping trip would do that :-)
>
> Plastic flamingoes??  That's what I call kayak trip accessorizing!  Bring
> your own bird scenery!
> 
> Thanks for the trip report.  So, did the couple get renewed?

I have no direct evidence, but I suspect so --they were busy
repositioning the flamingoes in compromising positions when I took the
birds away from them.

-- 
Dave Kruger
Astoria, OR
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From: Roger Korn <roger.korn_at_radisys.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Trip Report: Lower Columbia River, OR, USA
Date: Tue, 17 Mar 1998 16:08:33 -0800
Dave, Are those MY flamigoes? They disappeared in early November,
leaving only a note to the effect that they were going somewhere that
the rain was warmer. Given their poor sense of direction, they may have
gone west instead of south until they ran out of wadeable water (Young's
Bay), thus arriving in Astoria. 

If so, tell them all is forgiven and the cat won't bother them any more
- just come home.

Roger

Dave Kruger wrote:
> 
> Jackie Fenton wrote:
> >
> > > The other two (a couple "renewing" their slightly dormant relationship)
> >
> > I would think a kayak camping trip would do that :-)
> >
> > Plastic flamingoes??  That's what I call kayak trip accessorizing!  Bring
> > your own bird scenery!
> >
> > Thanks for the trip report.  So, did the couple get renewed?
> 
> I have no direct evidence, but I suspect so --they were busy
> repositioning the flamingoes in compromising positions when I took the
> birds away from them.
> 
> --
> Dave Kruger
> Astoria, OR
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From: <dldecker_at_mediaone.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Trip Report: Lower Columbia River, OR, USA
Date: Tue, 17 Mar 1998 16:24:27 -0500
Dave 
Two pink, plastic flamingoes-- we have hundreds no thousand of them pink
plastic things in Fla. Do you want us to ship 1 or 2 thousand your way???

Dana


>Two pink, plastic flamingoes (man, that new yak has a LOT of cargo
>room!) greeted the loving couple in the morning, a suitable iconographic
>introduction to the rites of spring.  The return trip revealed massive
>work in process on tide gates (?) on one side of Tenasillahee Island,
>and a couple miles of heavy rocking on dikes, all on a deer sanctuary. 
>Why do the deer care if the tide is kept out?  Did I help pay for this? 
>Is this a harbinger of more dredge deposits and elevation of the upland
>on the island?  Time will tell.
>
>Summer is around the corner.  I wonder how many flamingoes that thing
>will hold ...?   Can I transport plastic waterfowl across the US/CDN
>border without being arrested?  I think they'd look good in Zeballos.
>
>-- 
>Dave Kruger
>Astoria, OR
>demented sea kayaker


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