Here's a for instance of why you should never paddle your kayak in the outdoors. We were tripping along the banks of the Columbia when a gaggle of tiny Canadian geese bonded to the back of my kayak. The armada of little honkers wouldn't detach from our flotilla. This is totally unacceptable, and the things they do to the Sunday Oregonian newspaper are completely unmentionable, if perhaps appropriate. Plus they bully the cats. So unless you want this to happen to you, I would stay off the water and out of nature's nursery. P.S. Seakayaks make wonderful planter boxes! Sincerely, Reformed Brad ********************************************************************** Bradford R. Crain E-mail: brad_at_mth.pdx.edu Dept. of Mathematics Phone: (503) 725-3127 Portland State Univ. FAX: (503) 725-3661 P.O. Box 751 Portland, Or. 97207 ********************************************************************** *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************Received on Fri Apr 24 1998 - 09:38:20 PDT
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