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From: Julio MacWilliams <juliom_at_cisco.com>
subject: [Paddlewise] april fools day?
Date: Wed, 1 Apr 1998 13:56:48 -0800 (PST)
I got a mesage from Mr Sponson Head (1) where his last name was
misspelled so that it made it through my filters. It is probably 
someone's bad taste April fools joke. 

Not everyone in this list lives in the USA; outside of McDonald's
and Microsoft country April 1 is a day just like any other and those
kinds of jokes are not appreciated, so please be considerate to our
international friends on this list.

Just as a side note, in many countries
the "fools day" is Dec 28. That means that a large percentage of people
in California has to put up with 2 fool's days a year. 

- Julio

(1) full of air, or empty when not being used :-)

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From: Bob Myers <bob_at_intelenet.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] april fools day?
Date: Wed, 1 Apr 1998 15:00:08 -0800
On Apr 1, 13:56, Julio MacWilliams wrote:
} Subject: [Paddlewise] april fools day?
> 
> Not everyone in this list lives in the USA; outside of McDonald's
> and Microsoft country April 1 is a day just like any other and those
> kinds of jokes are not appreciated, so please be considerate to our
> international friends on this list.

Actually, I heard on the radio this morning that it's known as "April Fish"
in France and Italy, and is a much *bigger* deal there than here.  They
were explaining it originally had to do with the changeover of the New Year
celebration from March 22 to January 1.

Supposedly people give out chocolate fishes too after the practical jokes
are played.

Wish I'd known about April Fish last year - remember Jackie's fish story?
It was just too funny when someone took the bait that time!

Then again, maybe April Fish is a radio April Fool's joke on me!  Hmm,
the more I think about this, the more plausible that sounds...

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From: Jackie Fenton <jackie_at_intelenet.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] april fools day?
Date: Wed, 1 Apr 1998 15:54:12 -0800 (PST)
From: Julio MacWilliams <juliom_at_cisco.com>

> I got a mesage from Mr Sponson Head (1) where his last name was
> misspelled so that it made it through my filters. It is probably 
> someone's bad taste April fools joke. 


Oh, I dunno... I think he did it on purpose because he got through
my filters, too.  :-O


> Not everyone in this list lives in the USA; outside of McDonald's
> and Microsoft country April 1 is a day just like any other and those
> kinds of jokes are not appreciated, so please be considerate to our
> international friends on this list.


Actually, it is believed that April Fools Day has it's roots in French
history (long before computers :-) and was eventually adopted by the 
English and Scottish and then brought to America.  Americans were a bit
slow to get the joke :-)  
 

> Just as a side note, in many countries
> the "fools day" is Dec 28. That means that a large percentage of people
> in California has to put up with 2 fool's days a year. 


Huh?  Howzat?

You can relax :-).  Though he has tried several times, "Mr. Sponson 
Head" hasn't been able to get through to PaddleWise.  

btw, not only is Tim's last name mispelled, the email address and
URL are wrong.  But the content is real quotes from Tim (taken from
many different messages of his of which he provided us multitudes 
that were equally as "coherent" :-)




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From: Keith N. Smith <knsmith_at_sprynet.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] april fools day?
Date: Wed, 1 Apr 98 21:30:14 -0500
>Not everyone in this list lives in the USA; outside of McDonald's
>and Microsoft country April 1 is a day just like any other

If only McDonalds & Microsoft had not invaded other countries....a finer 
planet it would be.
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From: Ari Saarto <asaarto_at_lpt.fi>
subject: [Paddlewise] overseas kayakers & fools day...
Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 14:36:39 +0000
Julio wrote:
> Not everyone in this list lives in the USA; outside of McDonald's
> and Microsoft country April 1 is a day just like any other and those
> kinds of jokes are not appreciated, so please be considerate to our
> international friends on this list.
> 
> Just as a side note, in many countries
> the "fools day" is Dec 28. That means that a large percentage of people
> in California has to put up with 2 fool's days a year. 

My fools day started yesterday at 5.30 am when 
some s**thead was trying to break into my neighbourīs apartment :-(
After that it was really fascinating to come back to work and find 
this all sp*****n mail of Tim again in the list.  Actually, it almost 
made me to wet my pants...

THEN:
My query about non-States paddlers in the list has been 
disappointing: only 6 answers.  I am SURE that there are also 
other lurkers than all the Canadians who were not answering [Eric, 
John, I know that you are there, so I didnīt actually expect you to 
answer ;-)].

I am sorry, maybe I didnīt make my point clear?  This has nothing to 
do with commercial matters, it comes from pure curiosity and NO new 
mailing lists or any activity against fabulous paddlewisers is 
planned :-p

-I wrote in March:

> Helloyou all again - something came to my mind  last  night:
>
> Is this list mainly North American?
> How many of us all are European  "overseas" subscribers?
>
> Europeans and also other kayakers than Yankees, please send me
> personal e-mail, I am forwarding the results to Jackie & the list
> after a while...

However, as the kayakers spring fever with all this technical ranting 
is going on, I am lurking in the shadows for a while.  Some 
stories will be following, as soon as the ice has left the shores: I 
am negotiating about a sponsorship with a dry-suit manufacturer.


Cheers,

Ari Saarto
"Beyond the horizon"

Finland - Europe
GSM +358 - 50 - 526 5892
fax. +358 - 3 - 828 2815
e-mail: asaarto_at_lpt.fi
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