Dana wrote; >> >Doc > Crackers are in Georgia not Fla. but for you northerners I can understand >the mistake .The Seminole >woman you fought was my girl friend I think, don't know about the gator but >there is a legend about a horny gator and a part of the big swamp that was >bad medicine if you went there.By the way I lose most fights with her to.If >you are ever free please feel free to visit and instruct. > How shameful of you to reject your heritage of Florida Crackerhood. Obviously you have not been to Cooks Hammock where crackers abound. Indeed, it is there that I have cursed, spit, and drunk beer in with some of the finest crackers of the south. Some of my best friends are crackers and, even though they may have a slightly over developed passion for black women they still refuse to allow their children to marry one. In short, they are all that is good and noble in a true cracker of the south. How provincial to assume that all crackers come from Georgia. One is incline to suspect that you are really a Chamber of Commerce spy from Waycross where they invented the practice of searching for illegal drugs up the skirts of Canadian female tourists. Far be it from me to condemn the practical aspects of strip searching jaywalkers but one must exercise some control. Dr. Peregrine Inverbon, Ph.d., DD, LL.d, Ph.G Transcribed by his humble servant John Winters *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************Received on Mon May 11 1998 - 05:00:13 PDT
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