Re: [Paddlewise] Lightning Paddles-St.Elmo's Fire vs gators--Reply

From: John Winters <735769_at_ican.net>
Date: Mon, 11 May 1998 06:27:56 -0400
Dana wrote;


>>

>Doc
> Crackers are in Georgia not Fla. but for you northerners I can understand
>the mistake .The Seminole
>woman you fought was my girl friend I think, don't know about the gator
but
>there is a legend about a horny gator and a part of the big swamp that was
>bad medicine if you went there.By the way I lose most fights with her
to.If
>you are ever free please feel free to visit and instruct.
>

How shameful of you to reject your heritage of Florida Crackerhood.
Obviously you have not been to Cooks Hammock where crackers abound. Indeed,
it is there that I have cursed, spit, and drunk beer in with some of the
finest crackers of the south. Some of my best friends are crackers and,
even though they may have a slightly over developed passion for black women
they still refuse to allow their children to marry one. In short, they are
all that is good and noble in a true cracker of the south.

How provincial to assume that all crackers come from Georgia. One is
incline to suspect that you are really a Chamber of Commerce spy from
Waycross where they invented the practice of searching for illegal drugs up
the skirts of Canadian female tourists.

Far be it from me to condemn the practical aspects of strip searching
jaywalkers but one must exercise some control.

Dr. Peregrine Inverbon, Ph.d., DD, LL.d, Ph.G
Transcribed by his humble servant John Winters

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