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From: Product Information Department <pid_at_mec.ca>
subject: [Paddlewise] Lightning Paddles
Date: Mon, 04 May 1998 15:53:47 -0700
Amid all this scary discussion of lightning at sea, I note that there is a
actually a "Lightning" brand of kayak paddles. However, I doubt they're
intended to work as a lightning rod on a building does.
Personally, if you were trapped out in the middle of flat(!) water, i guess
your best hope would be to watch for the bolt, and in the 1/100000000000 of
a second while it descended, roll over so you wouldn't be as tall. Oh, and
while you were under, you could pop your skirt and curl your torso into
your cockpit so you could cover your behind (or kiss it goodbye).
Any more practical ideas on what to do if caught at sea?

Philip Torrens

"The opinions expressed in this posting are not necessarily those of my
employer, or indeed, of any sentient being."

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