Re: [Paddlewise] wet exit? why? JOKE WARNING!

From: Michael Neverdosky <MichaelN_at_cycat.com>
Date: Sat, 11 Jul 1998 08:24:18 -0400
I always thought this was doue to so many people proclaiming that they
would
"Never be caught Dead in a kayak!"

Two rules of thumb;

1. Getting out of a boat increases your safety only if you are getting on
dry land.

2. Getting into a boat only increases your safety if you are getting into
a lifeboat
   from a sinking ship.

Remember, this is a humor post, but still contains a lot of truth and food
for
thought.

michael (if I wanted safe, I would not have been born)

culpeper_at_geocities.com wrote:

> As far as finding bodies outside of boats, I believe that this has more to do with
> it being very difficult to stay in a boat when either in great distress or when
> dead, so I don't find your mention of such statistics to be at all useful.

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