Re: [Paddlewise] wet exit? why?

From: John Winters <735769_at_ican.net>
Date: Sun, 12 Jul 1998 08:37:27 -0400
Scott wrote;



>I think there was another reason they didn't wet exit.  This sounds
>silly, but I don't think they knew how to swim.  Remember that these
>were freezing waters much of the year.  Why and how would they learn to
>swim?  Feel free to correct my history if I am wrong!


My dear boy, of course they could swim. It was the Inuit who invented the
butterfly stroke which they learned while drifting across Mexico on giant
Rossby waves while wearing their inflatable underwear. The Inuit where
highly observant and could add two and two to get five quite easily. The
leap from the butterfly the butterfly stroke was child's play.

Archaeologists have unearthed huge Inuit femurs in Pingo excavations that
indicate that they could swim much faster than any modern man.

It only stands to reason. would you not learn to swim pretty quickly if you
fell in such cold water. Of course you would.

It was the Inuit who first smeared themselves with muktuk to protect
themselves from the cold on long distance swims thus paving the way for
assorted Brit swimmers to swim the English Channel in the days before the
Chunnel. It is a shame that the Brits lost the swimming skills learned from
the Inuit for had they been able to swim they would have not needed boats
to escape from Dunkirk.

Even imported culture is worth preserving.

Dr. Peregrine Inverbon, Ph.d., DD, LL.d, Ph.G
Transcribed by his humble servant John Winters


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