Re: [Paddlewise] Skegs my last Posting on this subject

From: John Winters <735769_at_ican.net>
Date: Fri, 18 Sep 1998 07:35:38 -0400
Dan wrote;

>
>Last I heard, John Winters had a monopoly franchise on the superior
>Official Canadian Ballast Rocks (TM).  You might want to check out
>John's web site (although I don't know if his rock page is up and
>running yet):

No need for a Canadian Ballast Rocks web page . They just sell themselves.
Sort of like Donuts. I appreciate Dan's mention of them though which
reveals how they have become the International standard of kayak safety
devices. I should mention that Tim Ingram and I have kissed and made up and
are now good friends. Keep a look out for a new hybrid safety device
consisting of sponsons filled with Canadian Ballast Rocks. Called Spocks,
they will sink kayak safety to new levels. May the fourth be with you.

I am well aware of the glacial traffic of Canadian Ballast Rocks across the
border and have asked the US Government to take action under the provisions
of NAFTA that protect Canadian culture when and if we can find it.
Fortunately the movement south is slow and, barring government paralysis
while dealing with Slick Willy's love life, I am confident the illegal
traffic will be stopped.

A more serious threat comes from people like Alan Mazur. Apparently
paddlers are seeking out Internet rock heads, holding their mouths open and
shaking out pebbles into their kayaks.

I want to caution Paddlewise  readers against this practice. Researchers
believe that Internet ignorance may be contagious and that proximity to the
so called Internet Ignorance Rocks will result in terminal email
congestion.

Well, I am off to the Newfound Boatworks Rendezvous this weekend where I
will meet Nick Schade and Michael Vermouth as well as many other builders
of wood canoes and kayaks. Should be a lot of fun. I asked the professor to
monitor my email but he is immersed in the study of Inuit tomb art and
promises to have exciting revelations about who discovered the Euro paddle
(apparently it was not the Europeans or even the Australians) when I
return.

Cheers,
John Winters
Redwing Designs
Specialists in Human Powered Watercraft
http://home.ican.net/~735769/






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