Barb Doerr wrote; >And just another short questions--where is Old Zealand? Old Zealand is located in the submerged continent of Atlantis. It is well known principle that what goes up must come down and vice versa. Thus, when Atlantis settled beneath the seas, New Zealand surfaced on the other side and is, in fact, the backside of Atlantis thus shedding light on the origins of the unique flora, fauna, and politics of Kiwis. A positive effect was that the Kiwis grew white rather than red grapes and the resulting Cloudy Bay Sauvignon Blanc is the best in then world and its bottles, when drained of wine and resealed and strapped to the side of the boat provide exceptional stability. In all other respects New Zealand and its people are perfectly normal. Dr. Peregrine Inverbon, Ph.d., DD, LL.d, Ph.G Transcribed by his humble servant John Winters *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************Received on Fri Oct 09 1998 - 05:07:15 PDT
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