Re: [Paddlewise] FW: ACA meetings: Greenlan

From: <rdiaz_at_ix.netcom.com>
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1998 14:33:52 -0800
John Winters wrote:

> I suggest we go one step further. If you don't own at least one folding
> kayak you are not a serious paddler. :-)

Actually there should be levels of seriousness.  Paddlers would be
awarded AKA Fingers which would be akin to the BCU Star system. The AKA
stands for the Assembling Kayak Association.  One Finger goes for
proficiency in assembling a Klepper and Folbots, the lowest level.  Two
Fingers for assembling Nautiraid and Feathercrafts.  Three Fingers is a
level of proficiency not yet reached by any kayaker...the AKA does not
want any paddler to get too cocky.  AKA insists that in speaking of the
awards that no one say that a paddler is "being given the Finger" as
that terminology could be misconstrued. :-)

> How
> many Inuit ever assembled a folding kayak? Bet not many.

Actually, in a sense many did so every year.  My understanding is that
in some parts of the Inuit world, they would be forced to knock down
their boats during the Winter lest the sled dogs eat the skins or chew
on the sinewy stuff holding frame pieces together.  They buried the
skins or used them for other purposes with the intention of sewing new
ones in the Spring.  And they might also break the frame down to a
degree for more effective burying against the paws of hungry dogs or for
compact storage inside igloos.  So, you see Inuit kayaks _were_ folding
kayaks.  The Brits and their followers in the modern kayaking community
just refuse to recognize this.  :-)

> Shame on you Ralph. You know better than to set me off. :-)

I must make a confession here.  When I was growing up in a
Spanish-speaking household, I was often called a "sinverguenza" by my
family.   The term "sin verguenza" means "without shame."  Sometimes
"mal criado" was added, which is Spanish for "badly raised."  Having
both said in the same breath as in "sinverguenza y mal criado" was to
shamelessness what a BCU 5 Star award is to kayaking. :-)

ralph
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