[Paddlewise] Silly Solstice

Saw this on another list and figured it would fit in here

>Subject: Fwd: Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Kool Kwanzaa! Happy New Year!
> Silly  Solstice!
>
>
>Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for
>an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
>non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
>practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
>of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
>religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice
>not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...
>
>and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
>uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
>year 1999, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
>cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not
>to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is
>the only "America" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the
>race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of
>computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
>
>(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting
>is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with
>no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher
>to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is
>void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of
>the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
>application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance
>of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
>limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
>discretion of the wisher.)
>


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