Re: [Paddlewise] oh no!!

From: Product Information Department <pid_at_mec.ca>
Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1999 09:33:47 -0800
At 09:01 AM 1/14/99 -0700, you wrote:
>http://www.jetfoot.com/proton.html
>
>#------canoeist[at]netbox[dot]com----http://www.diac.com/~zen/mark ----
>#
>mark zen                      o,    o__              o_/|   o_.
>

Hey, Mark, I really don't see what you're upset about. As far I as can see
these motorized jet foot pontoons offer a distinct advantage over regular
Pestilent Water Craft: as one passes between you and a paddling buddy, you
can each grab an ankle and make a wish, like with a turkey bone!

In fact, I think they should be standard safety equipment for kayaks;
simply strap them on either side of your boat. Not only do they serve as
S******s for stability in surf, but they are motorized to get you out of
the danger zone more quickly. Wow! Sea****s, the next generation! 

Ducking and running for cover,

Philip T.
N49°16' W123°08' 
"The opinions expressed in this posting are not necessarily those of my
employer, or indeed, of any sentient being."
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