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From: Chuck Holst <CHUCK_at_multitech.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ice Swimming
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1999 09:26:59 -0600
There might be a law of diminishing returns where dry suit insulation is
concerned, in which the insulation effectiveness you lose from having
sweated nullifies the extra thickness of the insulation.

Chuck Holst


>> The moisture in my insulation appeared to help transfer my
body heat to the cold lake water. <<

Dana Dickson



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From: John Winters <735769_at_ican.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ice Swimming
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1999 19:07:54 -0500
Hank wrote;

>I hear that those sorts of things don't happen with those imitation (non
>Canadian) ballast rocks.  Might give those a try (John LeBlanc was setting
>up for bringing them in?).  They're less expensive, too (John Winters has
>larceny in his heart...) <grin>


I have nothing but the love in my heart for all mankind as anyone who has
read my philanthropic dissertations on kayak safety will know. Well, except
for killing a few children but then, I had help from Ralph. :-)

Besides, who is Hank Hays to be talking about other peoples' larceny. Has
anyone priced his paddles?  %-}

Cheers,
John Winters
Redwing Designs
Specialists in Human Powered Watercraft
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From: Mark Zen <canoeist_at_netbox.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ice Swimming
Date: Tue, 05 Jan 1999 18:05:26 -0700
highly edited for humorsake

At 19:07 05-01-99 -0500, "John Winters" wrote:

>Hank wrote;
>> They're less expensive, too (John Winters has
>>larceny in his heart...) <grin>

>Besides, who is Hank Hays to be talking about other peoples' larceny. Has
>anyone priced his paddles?  %-}
>
>Cheers,
>John Winters

he's using virgin graphite ... oh, wrong list, wait, that means logging
companies... wait, the great whale killer, paddles from whale...nevermind ;-)

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From: <Bluecanoe2_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ice Swimming
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1999 23:41:35 EST
In a message dated 1/5/1999 7:37:27 PM EST, 735769_at_ican.net writes:

<< Besides, who is Hank Hays to be talking about other peoples' larceny. Has
 anyone priced his paddles?  %-}
  >>

Oh but no!  These are quality, lightweight paddles, not simply a mis balanced
boat correctly leveled by inflated priced Canadian Ballast Rocks (TM)

John LeBlanc
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From: <Bluecanoe2_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ice Swimming
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1999 06:59:34 EST
In a message dated 1/6/1999 6:50:43 AM EST, mhh_at_aretha.jax.org writes:

<< I can supply a 
 make-your-own bubble wrap dry suit insulation kit for around $450.00 if 
 anyone wants to try it.....
                                              mark >>

Custon fit or one size fits all?

John
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From: Hank Hays <lhays_at_canby.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ice Swimming
Date: Wed, 06 Jan 1999 08:00:11 -0800
At 04:01 AM 1/6/99 -0800, Dave Kruger wrote:

>I'll market my improvement on Mark's suggestion for only, say, $650 per
>kit, and offer a two-year warranty on replacing the bubbles.  Some assembly
>required ...
And batteries not included?... <Grin>

Hank Hays


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From: <Bluecanoe2_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ice Swimming
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1999 15:12:34 EST
In a message dated 1/6/1999 11:49:53 AM EST, lhays_at_canby.com writes:

<< and offer a two-year warranty on replacing the bubbles.  Some assembly
 >required ...
 And batteries not included?... <Grin>
 
 Hank Hays >>

I can see it now!  This damned pink rabbit in an overstuffed wet suit hippity
hopping down to the shore where his sea yak called "thumpers dumper" is
waiting!

John
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From: Richard Culpeper <culpeper_at_geocities.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ice Swimming
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1999 16:32:21 -0500
----------
> From: Dave Kruger <dkruger_at_pacifier.com>
> Mark H. Hunt wrote:
> > 
> >      Well, it sounds as if several inner layers of bubble wrap might
> > privide that non-compressible dry suit insulation. I can supply a
> > make-your-own bubble wrap dry suit insulation kit for around $450.00 if
> > anyone wants to try it.....
> 
> Tongue-in-cheek, Mark's suggestion might be, but he may have hit on a way
> to achieve a FLEXIBLE noncompressible insulation material.
--snip--

In the mid-70s I came across a book promoting winter camping using closed
cell foam.  The author went into great detail as to how to cut and tape
pieces of ensolite together to make a winter suit, and then went on to
explain that it was imperative not to perspire.  He recommended that one
should put on the suit and then sit quietly in the snow, avoiding all
motion.

I thought that this was too dull an activity to become popular, but then
about fifteen years later I came across a study which found that sitting
was the most popular form of recreation -- not sitting while talking, or
reading, or watching the TV -- just sitting.  It was then that I realized
that the author of the winter camping book was a man ahead of his time.

On related notes, lately there has been a thread on the BWCA/Quetico list
concerning whether or not one should tote other parties' packs on portages
-- the consensus seems to be no.  Just a few minutes ago I received an
e-mail from a friend saying that he and his partner will be out skiing
tonight, even though the temperature will be -30 less an additional wind
chill warning, and that I should not be surprised to come across them
frozen into a snow drift like popsicles.

Putting all this together, I have come to the conclusion that snowbank
sitting will become a popular winter recreational activity as we end the
millenium (just as flag pole sitting was a popular summer activity in the
30s), and I would urge all PaddleWise readers to respect the wishes of
those whom they might come across laying about in drifts.  Please don't try
to warm them up or feed them.  Just let them commune with nature.

Richard Culpeper
Ring-ding-ding-ringa-ringa-ding-ding
www.geocities.com/~culpeper


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From: Del <oldmaint_at_slcsl.stlawrencec.on.ca>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ice Swimming
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1999 09:32:54 -0500
Richard wrote
>> >Putting all this together, I have come to the conclusion that snowbank
>sitting will become a popular winter recreational activity as we end the
>millenium (just as flag pole sitting was a popular summer activity in the
>30s), and I would urge all PaddleWise readers to respect the wishes of
>those whom they might come across laying about in drifts.  Please don't try
>to warm them up or feed them.  Just let them commune with nature.
>

Hey Richard, we have been snow bank sitting for years but we call it ice
fishing which wouldn't be evident by the results.

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From: <Bluecanoe2_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ice Swimming
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1999 20:37:04 EST
In a message dated 1/8/1999 7:28:17 AM EST, Bhansen97 writes:

<< Hell, I have yards of old bubble wrap lying around I'll sell for $435. Let
the price wars begin! - Bill Hansen >>

John Winters is not going to like this one bit.  People making money faster
than he does selling genuine Canadian Ballast Rocks (TM).  I feel a lawsuit
comming on from the frigid northland.

John
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From: <dldecker_at_se.mediaone.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ice Swimming-lawsuits
Date: Fri, 08 Jan 1999 21:12:01 -0500
At 08:37 PM 1/8/99 EST, Bluecanoe2_at_aol.com wrote:
>In a message dated 1/8/1999 7:28:17 AM EST, Bhansen97 writes:
>
><< Hell, I have yards of old bubble wrap lying around I'll sell for $435. Let
>the price wars begin! - Bill Hansen >>
>
>John Winters is not going to like this one bit.  People making money faster
>than he does selling genuine Canadian Ballast Rocks (TM).  I feel a lawsuit
>comming on from the frigid northland.
>
>John


What else is John W. going to do the water is Canadian Ballast Rock hard up
there so he can't paddle and has to do some thing to keep him self insane
oops sane.Its either that or make babies.

Dana
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From: Richard Culpeper <culpeper_at_norlink.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ice Swimming-lawsuits
Date: Fri, 08 Jan 1999 21:38:15 -0500
Official Canadian Ballast Rocks (TM) are all the more important in the Canadian
winter.  How else could we break through the ice to fetch water?  What else could
we use to keep our toes warm in bed?  Any cheap imitation can keep a boat right
side up, but only Official Canadian Ballast Rocks (TM) can also withstand warming
in the fire without splitting.

Cheers,
Richard Culpeper
www.geocities.com/~culpeper


dldecker_at_se.mediaone.net wrote:

>
> What else is John W. going to do the water is Canadian Ballast Rock hard up
> there so he can't paddle and has to do some thing to keep him self insane
> oops sane.Its either that or make babies.
>
> Dana
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From: John Winters <735769_at_ican.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ice Swimming-lawsuits
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1999 10:30:03 -0500
>
>What else is John W. going to do the water is Canadian Ballast Rock hard
up
>there so he can't paddle and has to do some thing to keep him self insane
>oops sane.Its either that or make babies.


Uhh, we also ski, skate, snowshoe, and go winter camping. OK, not as much
fun as siting around the bar at St. Thomas soaking up the rum with a bunch
of sailing buddies but one copes.

Cheers,
John Winters
Redwing Designs
Specialists in Human Powered Watercraft
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From: John Winters <735769_at_ican.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Ice Swimming
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1999 10:26:38 -0500
John wrote;


>John Winters is not going to like this one bit.  People making money
faster
>than he does selling genuine Canadian Ballast Rocks (TM).  I feel a
lawsuit
>comming on from the frigid northland.

I don't mind. Anyone who makes a living ripping of paddlers can't be all
bad.

Cheers,
John Winters
Redwing Designs
Specialists in Human Powered Watercraft
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