Re: [Paddlewise] Who?

From: jbartos <jbartos_at_ix.netcom.com>
Date: Sun, 14 Feb 1999 19:53:56 -0600
    This is all starting to sound suspiciously similiar to the late lamented
publication that was the paragon of paddling profundity "The New Guru
Review".
    Please no arguments about what class of lever the paddle is.  I know
that it is cold up north, but there must be something else to do other than
pound the keyboard.  Thank goodness I am living where we can paddle all year
long.

John Bartos
Houston, Texas

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>Professor Klohr believes that the paddles had to serve double duty as
>initiation rite objects for young Inuit paddlers reaching manhood. Anyone
>who has swung a full length Inuit paddle in an Igloo will get the picture.
>As logical as this may appear I believe there is a more practical reason.
>The short paddle and upright sweeping  stroke that has such remarkable
>similarity to the modern sprint racing stroke was produced much more power
>than the wide low Greenland stroke. Without this power, the paddler would
>not have been able to keep ahead of a fast swimming Baptist Missionary
>attempting to climb back aboard the kayak.
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>For those interested in the scientific explanations for the stroke and
>paddle's effectiveness, I believe my able assistant has done some important
>research on that very topic.
>
>Dr. Peregrine Inverbon, Ph.d., DD, LL.d, Ph.G
>Transcribed by his humble servant John Winters
>


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