RE: [Paddlewise] Inuit hunting

From: Bob Denton <BDenton_at_aquagulf.com>
Date: Thu, 18 Feb 1999 14:20:38 -0500
We could always make it a  traditional Makah hunt and use 50 caliber machine
guns!

Great concept! Do you think we could extend this "Clean Up Your
Waterways/Bounty Hunt" to the removal of Pestilent Water Craft (PWC)s? Due
to widespread squeamishness and pesky local laws, killing them outright
would be unfeasible, so I think we have to develop some sort of "Nerf"
harpoon that would knock them off their noisy, stinking mounts. They could
then be humanely "fixed" so they could not breed the next generation of
yahoos, and live-released (without their boat of course) to make their way
back to shore.

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