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From: <Tomckayak_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Looking for old farts for "BoomBox"
Date: Tue, 16 Feb 1999 21:08:44 EST
In a message dated 2/15/99 10:17:57 AM EST, romeug_at_erols.com writes:

<<  Come on guys, I didn't get a single reply from my post on Paddlewise! >>

I guess you can't teach us old farts new shit.
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From: Steve Cramer <cramer_at_coe.uga.edu>
subject: [Paddlewise] Who we are
Date: Wed, 17 Feb 1999 08:56:07 -0500
I once told part of this story in a "Can you tell if he's lying?"
icebreaker at a board of directors retreat. It was the board of our
local Georgia Canoeing Association, and more than half of them didn't
believe me. The alternative story that they did believe was about my
fictitious, although dreamt of, sports car racing career. But I assure
you that everything you read here will be true.

I did a little canoeing at Scout camp, but nothing serious. About 20
years ago I wanted a little boat to fish out of in the Santee Cooper
lakes, so I went to Charleston and bought a kit to build a rigid
Folboat. It took about 2 months, and for most of that time it lived in
our living room. I paddled that for a could of years, patched it several
times, and sold it for the price of the kit.

I didn't do any boating for a long time after that. One Saturday, I went
with my son's Cub pack rafting on the Nantahala. We bumbled along in
that giant gray tub and had a nice time. At the takeout, I was
fascinated watching the kayakers surf the waves near the Center. We had
spent the day more or less at the whim of the river currents, and here
were these guys in little brightly colored boats *sitting still* in the
middle of the roaring flow. Now, I know about eddies and surfing waves.
Then, I thought it was magic.

A couple of months later, I was at a cocktail party given by some of my
wife's fellow med students. "And what do you do with your time?" I was
asked. "Oh, I work at the Department of Education, and do some research
and statistical consulting, and teach a class at Emory Medical, and
advise MPH and MSN students." "No, I mean what do you do for fun?"

For fun? This was a novel concept to me right then. It hit me like a
hammer that I wasn't doing anything for fun, except for the time I spent
with my family. Fun. I need some fun. What would be fun? Those guys in
the little brightly colored boats on the Nantahala. That look like fun.

So together with my 10 year old son, I bought a couple of white water
kayaks, and started boating seriously at the age of 40. I was in a very
high-pressure job then, and I was thrilled to discover that I could
spend the day on the river and not think about the office once. As Jim
Harrison said "The river is as far as you can get from the world of
numbers."

Evan of course far exceeded my skills by the time he was 13. He has a
shelf of Juniors slalom trophies he won. Unfortunately, his buddies
seduced him into soccer and football in high school, so he never became
the great paddler he could have. Now, he's merely good enough to run the
Gauley with a grin on his face and play in the Maury at high water. He
also likes surf kayaking at the beach with cartwheels, endos, and all of
that.

After a few years, I wanted to try solo open WW canoeing, and got one of
those, and a couple of years later became certified as an ACA OC
instructor in WW. The next year, I became Training Director for GCA, a
post I've only just been about to get out of after 3+ years.

For the last 10 years, I've been paddling Class II-IV white water in
either kayak or OC-1, depending on the temperature, intensity of the
water, and my whim of the day. I don't do hair boating. The Ocoee is
about the biggest thing I want to be on.

About 4 years ago, I was going up to Carlton, MN to officiate a Champion
International WW Series slalom race (did I mention I've also got an
International Canoe Federation Official's ticket?) and my son was
racing, so the whole family came along. After the race we needed
something to do, so we drove over to the Apostle Islands and did a 4 day
trip with Trek & Trail in double SKs with Balogh sail rigs.

I had been wanting to get my wife, Meg, involved in paddling so I didn't
have to leave her at home when we went off for the day, but she didn't
like white water. She really took to sea kayaking, though, and we've
since done a good bit of it on the east coast of Georgia, South
Carolina, and Florida, and in Tomales Bay. We also spend some time on
some of the mountain lakes north of here, like Calderwood Reservoir in
NC.

I paddle a Sea Lion that I'm very fond of. I'm resisting trying out a
glass boat, because I don't want to covet one. As it is, our boat census
is 2 WW OC-1s (one Kevlar), 4 WW kayaks (2 with my son at college), 1
plastic C-1, 1 glass slalom C-1, the Sea Lion and Meg's Shadow, and a
1972 Munich Olympic slalom kayak that is for display only. I'm also
providing garage space for a friend's Narpa.

I'm trying to get as good as I can, but that's a challenge when you live
as far from the ocean as we do. I have a reasonably reliable lake
roll--Pawlata or C-to-C or sweep, but the only two times I've needed it
in the surf I've ended up swimming. More practice needed there.

I've been trying to get people around here hooked on SKing, so I have
people to paddle with, but there is a shortage of instructors, and few
people want to invest in a $1350 boat without trying it first. As an
alternative, I've been taking groups down to Coastal Expeditions in
Charleston for training. They've done an excellent job, and Anne down
there is encouraging me to become an instructor myself. Soon, I hope.

I enjoy Paddlewise daily. It's impressive to be on a first name basis
with some of the experts of our sport, like Ralph and John, but of
course all of the members bring valuable expertise. If you're in the
Athens, Georgia area (65 miles east of Atlanta) give us a call and we'll
go paddle somewhere.

Oh, BTW, that part about how I got started paddling when I was working
too hard is what people thought was a lie, but it's completely true. And
in case I was too subtle about my age, I turned 50 last December. As I
said previously, I intend to enter middle age about 5 years from now.

Steve
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Test Scoring & Reporting Services       Sometimes, you never can
University of Georgia                     always tell what you
Athens, GA 30602-5593                       least expect the most.
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