RE: [Paddlewise] Definitions: was Portaging kayaks

From: Larry Mills <millsl_at_purchase.edu>
Date: Wed, 17 Mar 1999 16:37:14 -0000
"Natural" is the color created by reverse peristalsis after
consuming massive quantities of many of the aforementioned
things defined as "portage".

Larry Mills

-----Original Message-----
From:	Jack Martin [SMTP:jcmartin43_at_radix.net]
Sent:	Wednesday, March 17, 1999 3:17 PM
To:	Paddle~Wise; John Winters
Subject:	Re: [Paddlewise] Definitions: was Portaging kayaks 

Actually, according to Webster's New College, portage appears to 
be "a distinctive period or stage of life" in which we consume "a 
rich sweet fortified red wine."  But that's what you get for letting an 
English major onto the list!

But, carrying on in the spirit of Tyvek drysuits, I was going through 
the latest Sierra Trading Post catalog last night and noted that they 
are selling Polartec Stretch Fleece Socks, 100% percent 
polyester, in several colors including "natural".  And, rather than 
asking them what color "natural" polyester is, I thought it would be 
more educational --- and possibly more amusing --- to ask 
PaddleWise!

Jack Martin
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