[Paddlewise] Call for support group (was Toksook Paddle)

From: Steve Jernigan <jernigan_at_chester.uccs.edu>
Date: Tue, 06 Apr 1999 15:18:35 -0600
At 11:32 AM 4/6/99 -0700, rdiaz_at_ix.netcom.com wrote:
>Hank's Lightning paddles are terrible!  Don't go near them.  They are so
>light and great that you will want to toss away all of your other
>paddles, i.e. a very expensive experience.  :-)

Hi Ralph et al!
Last season a friend (a distributor no less, curse his eyes) insisted that
I try an ugly black Zavarel graphite paddle. It was a horrible experience,
and at the end of 20 or 30 minutes of loathing (a couple of laps around the
local puddle), I returned to find that he had somehow contrived to fill the
shaft of my lovely wooden paddle with lead.  Out came the checkbook. I
later tried to foist the lead-filled paddle off on the Ms., but she wasn't
having anything to do with it. Out came the checkbook again. I feel that
there ought to be a law against this sort of thing. To quote Paul Simon,
"If I'd never loved I never would have cried . . ."

>Perhaps I should paddle one of Derek's logs so that my existing
>inventory would shine once again.

Nope, won't work. Tried it. Spent 2 whole minutes using a Mohawk
aluminum/plastic paddle last weekend. Severe withdrawal; tenseness in my
shoulders, cramps in my forearms, shakes, the works. What we really need is
some kinda support group, maybe one of those 12 step programs or something;
"My name is S_______, and I am a graphite addict . . ." ;-)
ByeBye! S.

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