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From: Dave Kruger <dkruger_at_pacifier.com>
subject: [Paddlewise] TR: Columbia River, OR, USA
Date: Sun, 25 Apr 1999 21:06:49 -0700
Scuttling down the side channel toward the River was more work than usual,
what with the head wind and the heat.  Seventy degrees in April?  Give me a
break!  Pleasure boaters out working the lower units of their outboards for
the first time of the season putt-putted amiably past us, waving lazily in
the heat.  One was a mother-daughter pair, mom smoking a filter-tip
cigarette in leisurely fashion as grown-up daughter handled the throttles.

Cormorants overhead, all headed upriver, at altitude, too.  Must be a bunch
of new smolts released from a hatchery somewhere.  On reaching the main
stem, we spied two terns, foraging upriver some 20 miles from their nesting
zone, perhaps displaced by a project to move the tern colony away from
down-river-bound smolts.

Out in the main stem, from a mile away, we spot a tent and what looks like
a yellow raft on our prized campsite on Dead Wild Pig Island.  Oh, no!  Our
favorite spot, taken over by power boaters in the off season!  Babble
ensues between stern and bow boaters about alternatives.  Yeah, next to
that big cottonwood on the channel side would be good, unless it gets
windy. Paddle paddle discuss discuss.

As we get closer, we see the tent is a shaggy dome occupied by a solid,
round shape and the yellow raft is really an inflatable yak.  Looks vaguely
familiar ... oh, yeah, that guy John from Longview we saw out here three
years ago.  Wonder if it's him?

When we pull ashore, the guy hollers out, "Is that you, Dave?"  Yup, it's
John, and all is well.  Sure, he would welcome some company, and so would
Max, his dad's ankle-height Shi-tzu, all of 10 years old and as friendly as
they come.

The sun bakes us as the wind drops to zero and we sweat, sweat, sweat. 
Lolling and eating commence in earnest, interspersed with obligatory
tent-pitching on the best viewpoint for freighters and tugs (several show,
sending monster surges over the flats below the tent).  Later, the wind
picks up, eventually hitting a solid twenty knots with gusts to 25, and we
are grateful the cottonwood on the other side was not our shelter, because
an afternoon walk shows it roots-up, another casualty of high water this
winter (thank you, La Nina).

Hiding behind a diminishing grove of cottonwoods, dinner gets cooked and
eaten, complete with a Max and John visit.  John paddled some 150 plus
miles of the River from Umatilla to Longview seven years ago, in his
inflatable, but job and school have kept him off the river except for
weekends since then.

Rain comes and goes all night, with moderate wind and a bright half-moon. 
Morning shows mist and breeze, cut by hot Sumatran coffee and hearty
oatmeal.  Max and John pack up to catch residual flood tide back to the WA
side as we move slowly to gather gear and spy on chickadees and
white-crowned sparrows dodging each other in the brambles.  Becky is the
packer today -- her compulsive SO having barked at her yesterday about
differences in packing styles.  Old guys should be smarter than that.

The wind rises again, sending a steady stream of whitecaps past our launch
point and we debate the best timing.  Before the front?  Or is it past? 
There's a clear spot.  Now?  Yes!  Hustle hustle bustle stuff back into the
Folbot, slide into the slimy wet suit and paddle jacket, push into the
water, and struggle with the damn spraydeck.  Curse Folbot's half-ass
engineering!  Why couldn't they make a real spraydeck!  Two waves wash into
the cockpit before we are reasonably wave-tight and head across the
whitecaps.  Half an hour later, we ease into the backwater and munch on
goodies and clean our glasses, sheltered from the wind.

A few miles of wind-aided slow paddling later, and we are back at the
float, no pleasure boaters in sight, as winter returns to the Columbia
again.

Thank you, Ma Nature, for another embrace!

-- 
Dave Kruger
Astoria, OR

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