>At 11:24 AM 4/30/99 -0400, Susan Watters wrote: >>Go Vols! > >Voles? Aren't those mousey little creatures that eat seeds and treebark? >Easily exterminated with rat poison? <grin> ========================= Another UF alum sent me this recently: Subject: Gators, Canes and Vols My daughter, although she did not attend UF, a Wesleyan alumna she, has sent me the following email. She should be an honorary Gator. Angel -------------- A football player from UMiami, a player from Univ. of Tenn. and a player from UF all committed horrible crimes and were sentenced to death. They were all scheduled to be executed on the same day. When it came time for the execution, the executioner spoke with all three of them and said, "Hey, ya know, I'm really not such a bad guy and to show you how nice I am, I'm going to grant each of you one final request." The Miami player said "Great. I would like to hear the sound of 80 thousand fans at the Orange Bowl singing our fight song just one more time. "The executioner said, "OK, I've got a tape recording of that and before I pull the switch, I'll play it for you." The U of Tenn player said "Ya know, that sounds good. I would like to hear 80 thousand fans singing 'Rocky Top' just one more time." The executioner said, "Okay, that can be arranged; I have a tape recording of that also. "Okay, U of F player; what is your last request?" The UF player said, "Kill me first." *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************
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