Hey, I think I have figured out the solution to keeping a group of paddlers together. You see, I saw a movie once, about a prison in the future where the inmates had to wear this explosive collar. If they strayed too far from the prison - KAPOW! It blows their head off. Wouldn't that be a real incentive to stick together? No more strays in MY group, by golly! And then, just for fun, every once in a while I could sprint out ahead of the group and watch everyone struggle to keep up. Now that's entertainment. Yessiree, no certification required. Just surviving the trip is accomplishment enough. Who wants to come? Scott So.Cal. *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************
> KAPOW! It blows their head off. Scott, funniest thing I've read in a long time! Thanks, Woody *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************
Hey! Include me in de group. It would be a good opportunity for me to test my anti-ballistic nitro neutralizer. It blocks all explosive activity, turning bombs into giant sized pizzas... you know, the new kind with de cheeze in de crust...... ---------- From: KiAyker_at_aol.com[SMTP:KiAyker_at_aol.com] Sent: Sunday, April 04, 1999 12:44 PM To: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subject: [Paddlewise] Group Paddling - the FINAL word I think I have figured out the solution to keeping a group of paddlers together. You see, I saw a movie once, about a prison in the future where the inmates had to wear this explosive collar. If they strayed too far from the prison - KAPOW! It blows their head off. Wouldn't that be a real incentive to stick together? No more strays in MY group, by golly! And then, just for fun, every once in a while I could sprint out ahead of the group and watch everyone struggle to keep up. Now that's entertainment. Yessiree, no certification required. Just surviving the trip is accomplishment enough. Who wants to come? Scott So.Cal. *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ *************************************************************************** *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************
> KAPOW! It blows their head off. >Scott, funniest thing I've read in a long time! >Thanks, >Woody =========== What are marine salvage laws? i want to get first choice of kevlar kayaks (even if they are british) and olympic paddles. bye bye bliven *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************
Scott, > Hey, I think I have figured out the solution to keeping a group of >paddlers together. You see, I saw a movie once, about a prison in the future >where the inmates had to wear this explosive collar. If they strayed too far >from the prison - KAPOW! It blows their head off. Wouldn't that be a real >incentive to stick together? No more strays in MY group, by golly! And then, >just for fun, every once in a while I could sprint out ahead of the group and >watch everyone struggle to keep up. Now that's entertainment. Yessiree, no >certification required. Just surviving the trip is accomplishment enough. Who >wants to come? Nothing to it, we just make sure you're wearing your explosive collar and as soon as you sprint off ahead, KAPOW!!!, the rest of us are free to do as we please..... You're welcome... Hank *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************
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