Here in the San Francisco Bay Area you've got to do a lot more than wear purple, a helmet, and a sprayskirt to get attention. Barbara, south of SF where the thermometer is pushing 64 degrees. -=-------------------------------------------------------- > A buddy and I were crossing small town main street >wearing dripping skirts, rental Protec helmets (pink), > >purple and black full wetsuits and our cheapo purple >and yellow trackshoes - when traffic stopped for us. >There was no crosswalk, no light, just a bunch of >families in pickups who were waving at us to cross the >road in front of them. > We walked, they stared, we laughed at how stupid we >probably looked. Through an alley, behind a bar, and >around a sand pile we went. When we saw a police >officer coming around the block in our direction. > We nonchalantly walked past when he flipped on the >siren and rumbled up to us. > He asked " Just where are you boys going dressed >like that?" > "We are paddling the river, sir" I told him. > " That don't look like any canoe outfit I've ever >seen" he said - seeming to want to take the >conversation further. > " Well, sir, we are having a crazy get up show at a >gettogether afterwards, so we just wanted to be ready" >I continued, alluding to the takeout. > "I see...(pause)... will everbody be dressed like >clowns?" > this is where two local folks started snickering, >and all I could do was speak local > "Yep" > > Ouch, even the local law enforcement makes fun of >our outfits. Of course, now all of my well dressed >kayaking friends choose to bring this story up >whenever my clothes are a little off color. > >humbled again, >Phil Huck >thekayaker_at_yahoo.com > > > >*************************************************************************** >PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List >Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net >Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net >Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ >*************************************************************************** > > Sea Kayak Italy http://www.seakayakitaly.com tel. 650-728-8720 fax 650-728-8753 bkossy_at_igc.org *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Tue Jun 15 1999 - 14:41:36 PDT
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