Re: [Paddlewise] The naming of boats

From: Chris & Ellen Kohut <chriskayak_at_earthlink.net>
Date: Sat, 03 Jul 1999 09:50:27 -0400
And John Fereira,  as far as launching ceremonies are concerned, I have also
read that the breaking of a bottle of champagne over the bow of a launching
ship is but a corruption of a Northern tradition of  having your
brother-in-law  take a whiz on the back deck of your baidarka.  It may have
originally been the fore deck, but head winds made this unpalatable on a maiden
cruise.  And distracting.   Anyway if your brother in law is anything like my
brother in law, who is anything like Nanook's brother in law, this is probably
the only part of the ceremony that such an individual could be  trusted not to
screw up.   But now, come to think of it, considering the climate in question
here, I think it chancy, or even downright foolhardy to 'withdrawal one's
member' (victorian language utilized here in deference to any ladies present on
list), in so inhospitable a climate........one certainly can remember the
stories passed about in hushed tones about the hapless chap who licked the
flagpole in Minnesota in February on a recess dare.....which to my mind, lends
credence to the original story considering the esteem with which I hold my
brother in law.
                                                                Chris (making
this stuff up as I go along)

John Fereira wrote:

> >
> > Hmm, the roto molded double is affectionately called the HMS rubbermaid.
> >
> My friend has a fleet of rental boats.  The only one that has a name
> is the Necky Amaruk double.  He calls it the Mother Ship.
>
> > On a related thread, for a new boat, is there any special ceremony
> > for first launch?
> > I'm just finishing up a pygmy stitch and glue kayak, and hoping to
> > finish outfitting and do a test launch this weekend.
> >
> > For larger boats, I understand smashing a bottle of Dom Perigon
> > on the bow is in order, but due to back orders for y2k parties,
> > I don't see any in the store, and not sure I'd want to see
> > if the bottle or the bow is stronger anyway.
> >
> > Maybe sprinkle some sparkling wine and say a few words
> > "f*cking A, lets see if floats and stays upright".
> > Or is Single malt more in order?
>
> Probably wouldn't hurt.
>
> --
> John Fereira
> jaf30_at_cornell.edu
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