Re: [Paddlewise] Need to locate super sticky deck "paint" ...and even stickier failed joke.

From: Chris & Ellen Kohut <chriskayak_at_earthlink.net>
Date: Mon, 05 Jul 1999 21:21:52 -0400
ah, yes...............   The Crayola.     You queried, " are you a writer?"
        I answered, " regrettably, in this place in which I find myself
.......(that is ......er....um,  institutionalized),  they won't allow me sharp
implements like pencils or pens."   Preemptive apologies to anyone on this list
who is in fact, institionalized..........or should be, for that matter.
'Twas merely an attempt at levity.    The only problem when explaining a joke
is that it rather becomes like the vivisection of a pigeon in 10th grade
biology ...........it dies, and you still have to clean up the mess.
                                                            Chris

Sandykayak_at_aol.com wrote:

> In a message dated 7/5/99 7:49:28 AM Eastern Daylight Time,
> chriskayak_at_earthlink.net writes:
>
> << itself through heat........but hey.....if you're going for..........
> UGLY.......
>  why not just attach a piece of deep pile Puce shag carpet to that foredeck
> (still
>  available in finer Goodwill home decor shops),  why ......you could even
> pick up
>  a lava lamp to accessorize your concept yak, (admittedly the power cord
> might be
>  a problem, but it might be able to be converted to 12 volt!), for that
>  all-so-desireable RETRO look!   Don't forget the patruli oil!!!        No
>  actually, I once had an infinity quantum whose hull was so scarred that I
> coated >>
>
> Chris, you must write.  I hadn't even looked at the From section as I read
> this.  When I got to the funny part quoted above I thought, "This has to be
> Chris."  sho' nuf'  What did you mean about the Crayola part when you wrote
> about not writing?
>
> I had a note from Peter O asking if he could include the Gypsy in his
> summary.  I'm going to forward our notes to Peter and maybe you can get
> together on something.
>
> Sandy Kramer
> Miami, FL



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