Re: [Paddlewise] Greeenland paddling Style?

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From: 735769 <735769_at_ican.net>
To: PaddleWise_at_lists.intelenet.net <PaddleWise_at_lists.intelenet.net>
Date: Wednesday, July 14, 1999 9:06 AM
Subject: [Paddlewise] Greeenland paddling Style?



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>How did the Inuit transfer the techniques to their own population when they
>had no written language? By carving delicate ice sculptures of each step of
>the stroke which they encased in cocaine insulated bags and flew north to
>their homes thus becoming the first to unwittingly  smuggle drugs into
North
>America and paving the way for little old ladies to claim that they were
>"just taking a package to a friend of a man the met at the airport. He
>seemed like such a nice man with all those gold chains. Not all greasy like
>so many South Americans. I am not prejudiced of course but you know what I
>mean ".
>
>Once unpacked the Inuit would have to learn how to paddle quickly as the
>little delicate sculptures would  melt.  That, of course , is why we have
no
>records of it today.

Dr. Inverbon ignores the rarity of ice among the Mayans. The hirogyphic
instructions were engraved on some gold tablets much more common to Mayans
wearing chains. After arriving in Greenland these tablets unfortunately
quickly disapreared. Some think they were stolen by white men, some think
they were swallowed by an old Inuit to cure his arthritis, but I think they
just sank into the bottomless permafrost under ther own weight during the
spring thaw when nobody was looking. I'm beginning work on a metal detector
equiped undertundra vehicle now to begin the search for them to prove my
theory. A big question now is will the vehicle make detectable waves on the
surface of the tundra as it passes underneath.
Dr. B.L. Sheeter B.S., M.S. PhD.
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