Re: [Paddlewise] Why Peyton's water tastes funny.

From: Dave Kruger <dkruger_at_pacifier.com>
Date: Tue, 20 Jul 1999 16:30:26 -0700
Gratytshrk_at_aol.com wrote:

> I had an environmental chemist tell me that the body catabolizes alcohol into
> Formaldehyde.  Sounds like a complete crock to me but has anyone else heard
> this?

Not a complete crock, only half a crock.  The "alcohol" in alcoholic beverages
is a two-carbon alcohol (aka ethyl alcohol, ethanol, grain alcohol, booze,
hootch, etc.).  When metabolized, it is converted (transiently) into
acetaldehyde, a two-carbon aldehyde.  Acetaldehyde's toxicity is miniscule
relative to formaldehyde, partly due to the fact that formaldehyde is
eventually metabolized to formic acid, the same stuff in ant stings.  Alcohol
pauses at acetaldehyde on its way to acetic acid, the stuff in vinegar. 
Acetic acid is food to your body.  You will get fat from overconsuming
alcohol, dudes and dudettes!

[Today's chemical trivia:  in "ancient" times, it was SOP to obtain small
amounts of formic acid by heating up a flask of ants and condensing the
vapors.]

If Peyton's water tastes funny because of formaldehyde leaching away from
casketized human remains, they have to be IN the Mississippi, because
formaldehyde is so reactive it should quickly combine chemically with
materials in the surrounding soil  and be deactivated (unless we are talking
about ppb or ppt levels).

Yeah, I know, lots more than you wanted to know.  Mandatory paddling content: 
formaldehyde is one of the ingredients of the glues used in marine plywood in
stitch and glue yaks.

-- 
Dave Kruger
Astoria, OR
sea kayaker
organic chemist


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