[Paddlewise] Sanity Paddle

From: Dave Kruger <dkruger_at_pacifier.com>
Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 03:11:49 -0700
Last night we discovered the 16-year-old next door had penetrated the drywall
separator between his apartment's attic and his neighbor's in a botched
attempt to pilfer goodies.  We figured we were next.  Some intense negotiating
resolved this to our satisfaction, but generated a lot of tension.

Time for a little paddle relief.

Murky here, but driving east to the putin brought out the sun.  At launch, it
was downright hot -- for Oregon, anyway.  No wet suit today, with water temps
in the high 60's.  

The launch site is the source of a conflict between the County and the
landowners, with the County wanting to place a fancy ramp, 200-foot-long
float, and big parking lot.  The landowners are against that, mainly for the
traffic and hassles it will bring.  None of the paddlers want any of that
stuff, either.  All we need is a sandy beach and a portapotty.  Right now it's
a standoff, with the old funky float pulled, so power boaters have a difficult
time launching.  The landowners are willing to fund replacing the old floats,
and most boaters would be happy if the County maintained a portapotty. 
Contemplating the funky floats and thinking about the conflict makes me work a
little faster to get in the water.

My little wooden yak is my day boat, 'cause it is light and quick.  Gliding
across the current, several dozen geese Herluck! their way overhead and plop
down in the adjacent channel, soon to be displaced as I slide into their
view.  Off they go, like slow bombers.  Only a few are of this year's hatch.  

Muscles are likin' this -- feels good to pull hard and move fast.  No rudder,
just solid footpegs.  The hull feels like an extension of my lower body.

As it gets shallow, heading across to the shipping channel, I steer around the
obvious shoals and hope I guess right.  Tide's rising, so eventually I'd get
off, anyway.  Here comes a small freighter down the channel -- maybe I'll get
to wakesurf!  Nope -- all the energy is dissipated on the sandbar a couple
hundred yards ahead, where the terns and gulls are hanging out.  The waves
really piss 'em off, and they rise squawking!

I edge right, to Fitzpatrick Island.  Fitzpatrick is a dredge spoil creation,
and is getting smaller each year.  This winter, the north shore steepened and
slid away, narrowing the island by several yards.  Couple more winters like
the last, and there won't be any "land" left, just several herky nav marker
emplacements.  Ashore and pop out of the yak, sweaty and wet.  Hook a seat on
a log and munch on goodies, enjoying the terns and their goofy fishing plops. 
You'd think they'd get a headache!

Motion at the flotsam line catches my eye.  Many little birdheads thirty yards
away bring out the binocs.  Man, there are **fifty** sandpipers over there!  I
sneak around behind them in the bushes and close the distance to ten yards. 
As I lift my head and spy through the glasses, their beady eyes balefully meet
mine.  They are suspicious, but content if I stay here.  Some cease working
the insect population over and watch me.  Others ferret out their lunch.  I
lower myself and slink back to the lunch log.  Now, what was it that drove me
out here?  Can't remember.

Launch and power upstream around the upper end of the island, bouncing across
the freshening breeze-riffled waters.  Another mile, and I'm back in the side
channel, bearing down on the launch ramp, with a lone boater winching his
Alumacraft onto the trailer.  On the beach, a new mountain bike track graces
the sand.  I unpack everything, wondering why I carry all this stuff on a
sunny, beautiful day.  Slide the yak on top of the pickup, and slowly wend my
way back along the dike road, finger-waving at the locals as I munch my
lunch.  I take the long way home and hit the Logger Cafe for marionberry pie
and coffee, gruffly dispersed by an ample logger's wife.

Sanity paddle.  Two hours on the water.  Twenty points down on the blood
pressure scale.

-- 
Dave Kruger
Astoria, OR

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