Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?

From: <Sandykayak_at_aol.com>
Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 18:03:54 EDT
In a message dated 7/28/99 11:43:14 AM Eastern Daylight Time, 
kellerin_at_ionsys.com writes:

<< But what do the female sea kayakers do when they are on
 a trip and can't pull over?  >>

OK, I'll bite!  This is really called: When I Discovered Why Men Rule the 
World!

I first started using The Freshette Complete System ($19.99 from Campmor - 
1-800-CAMPMOR item #80969) for hiking trips.  The sheer power of being able 
to pee standing up is why I gave this story the above title.

Men don't have to squat and have their butts hanging out or, as women do, 
risk peeing onto your clothing as you try and aim in the approximate right 
direction.  There I stood, behind a tree thinking "HOT DAMN!"

The Freshette is a plastic pink/flesh colored semi-cup-shaped thing with a 
rubber retractable hose.  There's a picture in the catalog.  The company 
supplies these to women in the armed forces.

My first attempt at using it in a kayak went fine - this is Florida so I 
usually just wear a bathing suit under my PFD - however, I learned an 
important lesson.  Take the empty 20 oz. plastic coke bottle not the 10 oz.!  
Overflow, if you get the drift.

Speaking of drifting, my next experience was even more amusing.  I was 
paddling on Mud Lake with a couple of guys and found out that it was 
impossible to go ashore.  The mud was way too thick.  We, were however, able 
to tie up to a tree branch that was somehow sticking out in the middle of the 
lake.  And then I needed to pee.

Well, I'm casual, but I sure wasn't about to nonchalantly take out my 
Freshette and pee alongside these two gentlemen.  With much amusement they 
held on to my bow line and let me drift back a bit, all the while promising 
not to turn around.  
Mission accomplished!

The system does come with bags and you can get replacements.  I save plastic 
coke bottles and can usually manage to empty them discreetly.

Well, I hope you have all been educated and tickled at the same time!

Sandy Kramer
Miami
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