I suppose since we are getting scatological, I should tell a story on myself. About 20 years ago I was staying out at a friend's home in the Hamptons (a poor humble dwelling on the wrong side of the tracks). I went for a long run and on the way back I had a need to go real badly. I held out figuring I was getting close to the house but made a wrong turn at a fork in the road. After awhile I realized my mistake but knew there was no time to back-track and get to the house before I went in my running shorts. I looked around and found that I was on a stretch of road with no homes nearby. So, I ducked up a faint path which came on to a small sheltered clearing. I was desperate, didn't look around and squatted down right there since I could not be seen from the road. As I finished, I heard people coming. They were pulling carts. You guessed it, it was a golf green!!! ralph diaz -- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Ralph Diaz . . . Folding Kayaker newsletter PO Box 0754, New York, NY 10024 Tel: 212-724-5069; E-mail: rdiaz_at_ix.netcom.com "Where's your sea kayak?"----"It's in the bag." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Thu Aug 26 1999 - 13:53:14 PDT
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