Re: [Paddlewise] beads on bungie

From: Michael Daly <michaeldaly_at_home.com>
Date: Thu, 16 Sep 1999 20:25:16 -0400
Allison Corning wrote:

> I have fashioned your basic atlatl using only a stick and a swiss army
> knife.

I can't resist - it's the only Swiss Army knife joke I know.

The first annual Swiss Army Knife Affectionados Conventions takes place.
Every serious SAK enthusiast in the world attends.  At the opening session,
the chairman introduces the first speaker:

"Sergeant Wildebeens will demonstrate the construction of an Arctic survival
shelter using nothing but a Swiss Army Knife and a stick"

A voice from the back of the hall bellows:

"Wot's he need the stick for???"


Mike

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