Re: [Paddlewise] The urban paddler

From: <MadPoodle_at_aol.com>
Date: Tue, 28 Sep 1999 05:58:34 EDT
    Hmm, could be a whole new genre of horror flicks.. 

    "It came from the New York Swamps" 

    The smelly (sorry Ralph, nothing personal, just adds to the flick) rubber 
coated creature slowly arose from the dark water. Carrying a long, flexible 
cocoon, it approached the innocent crowd of bystanders. Flexing its muscles, 
it proudly displayed its sharp, yet surprisingly shiny, external fangs. As 
the crowd cowered in fear, it ripped apart its cocoon in a show of bravery 
such as few had ever seen before. Shouldering its load in one hand, 
brandishing its evil looking wide bladed scythe like the grim reaper himself, 
it headed for the downtown boathouse, searching for further, more interesting 
prey, and maybe some Sink the Stink™ to soothe its overwhelmed senses.....

Scott

Pls. forward my royalty checks to the safety of Miami
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