>From: juliom_at_cisco.com >To: Outfit3029_at_aol.com >CC: dan_at_hagen.net, skerries_at_hotmail.com, Yes, Bruce. Not just that, but did >you know that there are cannibals >in the Lofoten islands? Since hardly anything grows there they feed >on unaware tourists. Sad, but true. If you go to the Lofotens, outside every village you will find acres of enormous drying racks, on which the Norse are curing the meat of slaughtered tourists. That supposed giving up of their Viking ways and converting to Christianity was just a sham to lull travellers into a false sense of security, and encourage the arrival of more monks; monk flesh (misunderstood as "monk fish" by innocent tourists) is highly prized as the "milk-fed veal" of cannibals. So cunning are the Norwegians, they trim the tourist flanks into the shape of cod, and export tons and tons of "dried cod" to unsuspecting Italians. Philip Torrens N49°16' W123°06' (who is of Nowegian and Swedish descent, before anyone starts wielding the cudgel of Political Correctness) *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Thu Sep 30 1999 - 09:03:11 PDT
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