Re: [Paddlewise] Evangelical Church of Rudderless Paddlers

From: Allan Singleton <allan.singleton_at_voyager.co.nz>
Date: Thu, 7 Oct 1999 10:39:40 +1300
-----Original Message-----
From: Steven Holtzman

>Advice Needed!!
>
>
>My wife and I both paddle the same model boat with one exception. Mine has
a
>rudder and hers doesn't. She feels there is no need for a rudder - equates
it
>to some high tech testosterone type thing.
>

Men, of course, are born with rudders, women without. This means that women
suffer from rudder envy, so, in a matriarchal society such as you have in
the United States, you have all been taught by your mothers that rudders are
a bad thing and must not be displayed in public.

In the more primitive New Zealand society 99.999% of sea kayaks have
rudders, i.e. I have yet to see a rudderless one. Male dominance is almost
complete, and women are sidelined into trivial jobs such as Prime Minister,
Leader of the Opposition, etc.

Now, what am I going to cook for my wife's dinner tonight? ;-)


Cheers

Allan Singleton
Hamilton NZ

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