[Paddlewise] Drowning Swimmers

From: Phil Huck <thekayaker_at_yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 1999 09:49:29 -0700 (PDT)
Don Dimond wrote about how drowning swimmers can pose
a very serious threat to rescuers. 

Probably the best advice I have ever found on this
subject came from Bill Nealy's book "Kayak" (1985). 
I know that info not because it's right here (it's
not), but because it is like a Bible to me.

Mr. Nealy described how to distinguish a good victim
from a bad victim. A good victim will accept that you
are in control and follow the necessary commands given
to help them to shore.

A bad victim will attempt to climb up on your boat,
sit on your head and generally create much more
anxiety/danger than was previously found with only 1
victim in the water. 
 
Most dumped paddlers/drowning swimmers who are in a
crazed panic will be saying things like "mmaarff!" and
swinging wildly.
These people are bad victims, and are a threat to the
lives of anyone who tries to help them.

Mr Nealy advised that you only allow them to hold the
front toggle of the boat, if they try to dump you or
climb up on your boat, it's paddle smackin time.

If they get really aggressive, and you can't get em
off the boat, point just behind them and scream
SNAKE!!

It is okay to float in front of suspected bad victim
and ask them to say multisyllable words. ex.
antidisestablishmentarianism. Just like the three taps
on the bottom of a boat before a wet exit/Eskimo
rescue, this calms the mind and slows down time.

Telling them a joke works well too... I have been in
this situation before and I can tell you the victim is
looking at you like "What the Hell?!?!" 
If they are coherent enough to stop and think about
it,
they can handle being rescued. If not, well, let them
know that you are not coming any closer until they
calm down.

Bad victims are very dangerous things
All credit to Mr. Nealy,

Phil Huck
thekayaker_at_yahoo.com

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