Re: [Paddlewise] Who's Who - Missing Persons - Wind - Prof' Inverbon

From: 735769 <735769_at_ican.net>
Date: Wed, 24 Nov 1999 09:47:31 -0500
Peter wrote;
> p.s
> >From my very inexperienced view it seems that perhaps the most skilled
> kayaker on paddlewise (amongst an imprrressive array of skilled kayakers)
is
> (Professor?)Inverbon - I think he has an academic background. If anyone
> knows his email address I would dearly like to include his entry!
>

Despite Professor Inverbon's many accomplishments he is a very  humble,
reticent man who shuns publicity. No doubt he still smarts from the unfair
treatment by the press during the Cape Dorset pederasty case in which he was
most unfairly accused. The Professor has never backed away from studying
sensitive anthropological issues and always calls a spade a dirty old
shovel. This has not endeared him to the anthropological establishment that
has always  sought to bath indigenous natives (and themselves) in the golden
light of ethnic purity. How do they explain the blonde Inuit discovered by
Stephanson? One can accept a evolutionary glitch or two but where did they
get the Rosaries?

I recall well when the Professor turned the tables on Arctic anthropologists
and published his study of the shy and little known Nude Anthropologists of
Pond Inlet. he first found them in one of the many pingo burial sites
wearing nothing but birthday suits and Margaret Meade Masks  where they had
sought refuge from the common Arctic Anthropologists who persecuted them
unmercifully by denying their existence even though many Common
Anthropologists have been caught even less well clad in the presence of
Inuit women. Where the Inuit men were at the time has not yet been revealed.

The Common Anthropologists claimed to have been victims of caribou paunch
drugged with ground Narwhal tusks that have a similar effect to Viagra. Such
claims should fall on deaf ears despite the promotions of unscrupulous
Chinese physicians who have long held that smearing the mixture of ground
Narwhal tusks and Muktuk on the genitals will make an person a randy as a
British Cabinet Minister.

Sadly, the Nude Anthropologists have disappeared from the North. The
Professor's revelations (though denied by all concerned)  led to them going
further underground. Today they conduct their secret rituals virtually under
cover of internet porn sites. Needless to say, it just isn't the same.

One can see how the Professor would be much vilified by the establishment
and reluctant to draw attention to himself.

Groucho Marx once said that he "...would never want to belong to an
organization that would have him as a member." I too subscribe to this
policy and would not want to lower the generally high tone of Paddlewise by
listing myself as a member.

Cheers,

John Winters
Redwing Designs
Web site address, http://home.ican.net/~735769







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