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From: huck <huck_at_mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu>
subject: [Paddlewise] Kayak Black Boxes - BEWARE
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 1999 11:37:43 -0600
I notice that in the event of a kayaking tragedy, fingers are often pointed 
and the blame is often nailed to the victim for being irresponsible, not 
anticipating weather and often overestimating personal skills and abilities. I 
snipped the following from the "news" and "edited" for Content : )
 
This Alert comes to you From:

<snip>
The Paddlers Whistle...

             Kayakers Beware!
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly 
funded a project with several kayak manufacturers, for the past five years, 
whereby the kayak makers were installing black boxes in kayaks in an effort to 
determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 30 seconds before 
the crash and burn. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the 
last words of paddlers in 61.2
percent of fatal incidents were, "Oh, Shit!"
  Only the state of Minnesota was different, where 89.3 percent of the final 
words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"
<end of snip>

Okay, I made a lot of that up. It is true, however, that paddlers in Minnesota 
have more fun.

Minnesota, where the water is either frozen, or getting there.

Phil Huck
thekayaker_at_yahoo.com
huck_at_mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu

thekayaker_at_yahoo.com
huck_at_mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu

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From: Wes Boyd <boydwe_at_dmci.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Kayak Black Boxes - BEWARE
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 1999 14:12:31
At 11:37 AM 11/17/99 -0600, huck wrote:

>  Only the state of Minnesota was different, where 89.3 percent of the final 
>words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"
><end of snip>
>
Gee, I didn't think there was that much white water in Minnesota.

-- Wes

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