Paddlewisers; I thought you might enjoy this. It comes form a friend who owns Legend Seakayak Supply in Portland (Larry Tamiyasu). >>In Japan, Sony Vaio machines have replaced the impersonal >>and unhelpful >>Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku >>poetry. Each only 17 >>syllables. >>_________________________ >> >>A file that big? >>It might be very useful. >>But now it is gone. >>_________________________ >> >>The Web site you seek >>Can not be located but >>Countless more exist. >>_________________________ >> >>Chaos reigns within. >>Reflect, repent, and reboot. >>Order shall return. >>_________________________ >> >>ABORTED effort: >>Close all that you have worked on. >>You ask way too much. >>_________________________ >>Yesterday it worked. >>Today it is not working. >>Windows is like that. >>_________________________ >>_________________________ >>_________________________ >> >>The Tao that is seen >>Is not the true Tao, until >>You bring fresh toner. >>_________________________ >>_________________________ >> >>A crash reduces >>Your expensive computer >>To a simple stone. >>__________________________________________________ >> >>You step in the stream, >>But the water has moved on. >>This page is not here. >>_________________________ >> >>Out of memory. >>We wish to hold the whole sky, >>But we never will. >>_________________________ >> >>Having been erased, >>The document you're seeking >>Must now be retyped. >>_________________________ >> >>Serious error. >>All shortcuts have disappeared. >>Screen. Mind. Both are blank. *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - All postings copyright the author and not to be reproduced outside PaddleWise without author's permission Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
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