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From: Peter Osman <rebyl_kayak_at_hotmail.com>
subject: [Paddlewise] Who's Who - Missing Persons - Wind - Prof' Inverbon
Date: Wed, 24 Nov 1999 11:40:54 GMT
G'Day,

The Paddlewise public web site "Who's Who" and "Who We Are" lists
are 90% complete including revisions. Thanks for all the many
interesting entries.

"Who's Who - Missing Persons"
I hope everyone had a chance to revise and change their minds.
My apologies if this seems excessively bureaucratic but it turned out
most were glad of the chance to edit their entries!

139 of you have confirmed permission for your entries. 36 have
submitted entries but haven't confirmed permission - I don't want to
disappoint people who went to the trouble of sending an entry so
there's a check list below. If your name's not on the list and you
sent an entry and still want to be posted, just email me something like "OK 
to post my entry on the Paddlewise Web Site".

"Who We Are List - Wind?"
I may never be forgiven but I'm removing all references to the phrase
"Old Farts" - not because I'm against "Old Farts" but with only some
of the entries available the phrase became easily misinterpreted as
insulting when it wasn't intended to be. It was curious to see how
readily that could happen! Hope thats OK. :~)

The final version go's to Jackie by Wednesday next week - I'm off to
Rock and Roll this weekend:~).

There will be another chance to update or include in about 3 months.

All the best, PeterO.

p.s
>From my very inexperienced view it seems that perhaps the most skilled
kayaker on paddlewise (amongst an imprrressive array of skilled kayakers) is 
(Professor?)Inverbon - I think he has an academic background. If anyone 
knows his email address I would dearly like to include his entry!

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         NAMES IN THE "WHO'S WHO" LIST - NOVEMBER 1999

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Allan Singleton;Allison Corning;Andy Johnson;Andy Knapp;Anne Burton;
Arthur Hebert;Ari Saarto;Becky Brubaker;Bill Hansen;Bill
Leonhardt;Bill McKenzie;Bill Tynan;Bob Carter;Bob Smith;Bob Volin and
Joan Volin;Brad Laesch;Bruce McCutcheon;Catherine Veraghen;Catherine
Fox;Christopher R. Kohut;Chuck Holst;Cliff Cyphers;Daniel Key;David
Flory;Dave Gutierrez;Dave Kruger;David Kosofsky;Dave Seng;Dennis
"Skip" Higgins;Don Dimond;Donald Schoengold;Douglas A Lloyd;Elaine
Harmon;Ferdinand Soethe;Fred Schuler;Gabriel L Romeu;Gail & Robert
Ricci;Jack Gilman;Jackie Fenton;James Lofton;Janet Lowry;Jay Ginrich;
Jim Meldrum;Joan Spinner;Joe Brzoza;John W. Betting;John LeBlanc;John
Somers;John Waddington;Karen Hancock;Kenneth Johnson;Kevin
Kenney;Kevin Whilden;Larry Koenig;Marek Uliasz;Mark Colvin;Mark
Whiting;Marvin Leister;Matthew Blumenthal;Mel & Julie Grindol;Mel
Lammers;Merijn Wijnen;Michael Daly;Mike Jorgenson;Michael Noyes;Mike
McNally;Patrick Maun;Peter Gengler;Peter Treby;Peter Osman;Peter
Rattenbury;Peyton Wilson;Philip Torrens;Pontus Gustavsson;Rainer
Schroeter;Ralph Diaz;Robert Woodard; Ross Murray;Sandy Kramer;Shawn W.
Baker;Steve Cramer;Steve and Sheri James; Tina Scholnick;Tito
Nakpil;Tom Heineman;Tom Joyce;Tom Weese;Tullia Limarzi and Tim
Bohen;Val Harper;Vivian Oliva;Wes Boyd;William J. Russell

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              NAMES IN THE "WHO WE ARE" LIST - FEBRUARY 1999

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Alex Ferguson;Alice J Bennett;Andrew Jones;Andy Knapp;Anna Leena Lind;
Anne Burton;Ari Saarto;Arthur Hebert;Barbara Kossy;Bill Leonhardt;
Bill Newman;Bill Ridlon;Bill Hansen;Bob Perkins;Bob Phillips;Catherine
Fox;Chuck Landis;Chris Banner;Chris & Ellen Kohut;Chuck Holst;Chuck
Lindberg;Cliff Cyphers;Dave Kruger;David Seng;David Wick;Dennis
Higgins;Diane McNally;Don Dimond;Erik Sprenne;Frank Montbriand;Fred
Steinberg;Gabriel L Romeu;Joan Spinner;John Bonaventure;John
Myers;John Waddington;Julie Grindol;Karen H.;Kevin Whilden;Kenneth
Johnson;Kirby Stevens;Larry Bliven;Larry Koenig;Larry Mills;Mark
Zen;Mel Grindol;Michael Daly;Natalie Wiest;Nick Schade;Patrick
Maun;Paul Hollerbach;Pete Cresswell;Peyton;Philip Torrens;Ralph
Diaz;Richard Clifford;R. Walker;Rene Milo;Richard Clifford;Rick
Brundrige;Rudolf Koormann;Robert Woodard;Ron & Nanette;Sam and Ann
Isaacs;Steve(Alder Creek);Steve Cramer;Timothy G Mattson;Tom
Weese;Tomckayak;Val Stewart;Volinjo;Wilax;WildWater;Wes Boyd;



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From: 735769 <735769_at_ican.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Who's Who - Missing Persons - Wind - Prof' Inverbon
Date: Wed, 24 Nov 1999 09:47:31 -0500
Peter wrote;
> p.s
> >From my very inexperienced view it seems that perhaps the most skilled
> kayaker on paddlewise (amongst an imprrressive array of skilled kayakers)
is
> (Professor?)Inverbon - I think he has an academic background. If anyone
> knows his email address I would dearly like to include his entry!
>

Despite Professor Inverbon's many accomplishments he is a very  humble,
reticent man who shuns publicity. No doubt he still smarts from the unfair
treatment by the press during the Cape Dorset pederasty case in which he was
most unfairly accused. The Professor has never backed away from studying
sensitive anthropological issues and always calls a spade a dirty old
shovel. This has not endeared him to the anthropological establishment that
has always  sought to bath indigenous natives (and themselves) in the golden
light of ethnic purity. How do they explain the blonde Inuit discovered by
Stephanson? One can accept a evolutionary glitch or two but where did they
get the Rosaries?

I recall well when the Professor turned the tables on Arctic anthropologists
and published his study of the shy and little known Nude Anthropologists of
Pond Inlet. he first found them in one of the many pingo burial sites
wearing nothing but birthday suits and Margaret Meade Masks  where they had
sought refuge from the common Arctic Anthropologists who persecuted them
unmercifully by denying their existence even though many Common
Anthropologists have been caught even less well clad in the presence of
Inuit women. Where the Inuit men were at the time has not yet been revealed.

The Common Anthropologists claimed to have been victims of caribou paunch
drugged with ground Narwhal tusks that have a similar effect to Viagra. Such
claims should fall on deaf ears despite the promotions of unscrupulous
Chinese physicians who have long held that smearing the mixture of ground
Narwhal tusks and Muktuk on the genitals will make an person a randy as a
British Cabinet Minister.

Sadly, the Nude Anthropologists have disappeared from the North. The
Professor's revelations (though denied by all concerned)  led to them going
further underground. Today they conduct their secret rituals virtually under
cover of internet porn sites. Needless to say, it just isn't the same.

One can see how the Professor would be much vilified by the establishment
and reluctant to draw attention to himself.

Groucho Marx once said that he "...would never want to belong to an
organization that would have him as a member." I too subscribe to this
policy and would not want to lower the generally high tone of Paddlewise by
listing myself as a member.

Cheers,

John Winters
Redwing Designs
Web site address, http://home.ican.net/~735769







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