Re: [Paddlewise] TR: Lower Columbia River, OR/WA [long]

From: James Lofton <n5yyx_at_etsc.net>
Date: Thu, 02 Dec 1999 12:01:52 -0800
Dave Kruger wrote:
> 
> The future daughter-in-law seemed out of sorts, and that made *everybody*
> uncomfortable, so we compensated by over-consuming food on Thanksgiving day ...
> and the next day ... and the day after that.  It did not help that the
> much-vaunted paddle with son and intended was squashed by the first Pineapple
> Express of the season, courtesy of La Nina.  In lieu, we wandered around a muddy
> bare lot, site of a house in six months (we hope), though the intended pouted in
> the truck by herself.
>

You either write pretty good, or I've been here before(both).
 
> Time to fade out into the marshes and channels out Brownsmead way.  Email the
> Portland crew ... nope, nobody home.  Oh, well, I know how to do this stuff --
> who needs companions, anyway?  Packa packa packa, fill water jugs, find clothes,
> buy more food, beg a homemade turkey sandwich off the sweetie, stuff the yak on
> top of the canopy and lasherdown!  Trundling up the highway, rain stomping the
> tin ceiling, turkey gurgling inside.  Hallooo!  That slide they "fixed" last
> summer has re-annointed the RR tracks at the put-in.  Ma Nature bats last,
> dudes.
> 
> State game cop in his warm PU, checking hunters returning from the wet.  Now he
> has "hid" his PU behind some other rigs -- some of the boats returning to the
> ramp had been doing touch and goes ... heh! heh!  Officer Klepp on the hunt!  He
> eyes me top to bottom when I tell him, "Yeah, I'm goin' camping in the islands
> ... I have a tarp!"  And shrugs and makes a face as the rain dribbles down his
> chin.
> 
> There is a slight diminishment of the wet stuff as I unload and repacka repacka
> repacka everything in hatches and slide off the beach.  Pelt pelt pelt on the
> hat and deck ... splash splash splash on the water.  We're having fun, 
>no?

Same here... Only differance is, I hate to "start" a trip in rain/snow 
now days. Something tells me the weather kinda fit the mood.

> Dippy the deck duck is -- always smiling.

Don't leave us hanging.... Introduce DDD(teacher, are you 
watching?"private joke")to us.

I have a small rubber duck(with sunglasses) that I have mated(with its 
permission) to the nut that holds the combing nose cap on, of my kodiak. 
No name tho.

(snip) 
> Drifting back along the highway, seems like that grouchy future
> daughter-in-law's image is very faint ... think I'll keep the yak.  Maybe my son
> should consider investing and divesting.  Polyester resin and true love may have
> equal lifetimes.
> 
> --
> Dave Kruger

Good one Dave, thanks!
Amazing what a trip, even a short one can do.

James
> Astoria, OR


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