Re: [Paddlewise] more on the moon... (fwd)

From: <LedJube_at_aol.com>
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 11:33:17 EST
In a message dated 12/23/99 2:26:34 PM, Mark Z writes:
<< i'm NOT trying to play "grinch"  . . . . (snip) . . . . but the "rumors" 
and "net legends" abound... so here's NASA's stance:    (*(censored)*)
That difference is not even likely to be noticeable to the human eye. >>

Sure, . . .and Santa Claus??  Oh, and what about the Easter Bunny?  Remember 
these are the same people that brought you that cheesy "USA Lands Man On The 
Moon" movie.  Well, I've got news for ya!  There has been a man on the moon 
since 1960.  Maybe even before that.  I saw him again last night when the 
full moon was 20 times it's normal size and so bright we had to wear welders 
goggles.  It was like paddling blind in a sea of white.  Hell we couldn't 
even see the water 'cause the glare hurt so much.   The man on the moon was 
so big you could count the whiskers on his chin! 

SO . . .so stuff that in you rocket engine and light it up.

Respectfully submitted and hereafter denied,
Jed



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