[Paddlewise] Fwd: Dijit's Top 10 Funny for Jan. 7, 2000

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<< 
 Top 10 Answers to the question:
 How many mailing list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
 
 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb
 has been changed.
 
 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
 bulb could have been changed differently.
 
 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
 
 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this
 email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.
 
 111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and
 therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.
 
 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
 
 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
 
 33 to quote all posts to date including all headers and footers, and then add
 "Me Too."
 
 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle
 the light bulb controversy.
 
 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
  >>


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Dijit's Top 10 Funny
For the Week of Jan. 7:

Top 10 Answers to the question:
How many mailing list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb
has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this
email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.

111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and
therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.

33 to quote all posts to date including all headers and footers, and then add
"Me Too."

12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle
the light bulb controversy.

1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.

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