Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story

From: <Outfit3029_at_aol.com>
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 11:14:50 EST
In a message dated 1/21/00 3:45:42 PM !!!First Boot!!!, dkruger_at_pacifier.com 
writes:

<< For better or worse, Tomckayak is a Northwesterner -- out of Edmonds (near
 Seattle), I believe.  As a former Southern Californian, I guess I should
 resemble <sic; giggle> your remark, but I had the mandatory frontal lobotomy 
as
 I crossed the CA/OR border into this nasty, rainy place -- which, I might 
add,
 is infesteed with homicidal loggers and terminal gerontologis >>

Mr. Dave,
 Apologies and condolences.

It was real cold this morning and getting colder.  My wife said that it may 
drop into the twenties this evening.  As a "Floridian" for twenty-five of my 
forty-three years, I suffer cerebral flatulence when the red on the 
thermometer turns blue.  We had hoped that my recent eyeserectumy would help. 
 We are still optimistic.

For those of you that are unfamiliar with the procedure, during an 
eyeserectumy the surgeon severs the nerve that runs from your eyeball to your 
butthole so that you don't have such a crappy outlook on life.

Paddling, for therapy,
 Bruce McC
 WEO
 www.wholeearthoutfitters.com
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