In a message dated 1/21/00 3:45:42 PM !!!First Boot!!!, dkruger_at_pacifier.com writes: << For better or worse, Tomckayak is a Northwesterner -- out of Edmonds (near Seattle), I believe. As a former Southern Californian, I guess I should resemble <sic; giggle> your remark, but I had the mandatory frontal lobotomy as I crossed the CA/OR border into this nasty, rainy place -- which, I might add, is infesteed with homicidal loggers and terminal gerontologis >> Mr. Dave, Apologies and condolences. It was real cold this morning and getting colder. My wife said that it may drop into the twenties this evening. As a "Floridian" for twenty-five of my forty-three years, I suffer cerebral flatulence when the red on the thermometer turns blue. We had hoped that my recent eyeserectumy would help. We are still optimistic. For those of you that are unfamiliar with the procedure, during an eyeserectumy the surgeon severs the nerve that runs from your eyeball to your butthole so that you don't have such a crappy outlook on life. Paddling, for therapy, Bruce McC WEO www.wholeearthoutfitters.com *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - All postings copyright the author and not to be reproduced outside PaddleWise without author's permission Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Fri Jan 21 2000 - 08:16:30 PST
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