In a message dated 01/25/2000 6:15:22 PM Eastern Standard Time, dldecker_at_se.mediaone.net writes: The devil made me do it. My latest SUV. << http://poseur.4x4.org/futuresuv.html >> The devil is now in the monster-making business, I see. Talk about the SUV with a "face" only a mother could love! What a hoot! This will slay the owners of the Geo Metros and such. I've copied a few of the features for those without Internet access. "FEATURES: Fits under MOST bridge underpasses. The first SUV to be rated in Gallons per Mile by the EPA Meet interesting people while waiting in line at Interstate Weight Stations. When kids do the arm signal, you get to honk that really cool air horn! Lots of road-hugging weight for occupant protection, the ULTIMATE in safety. Can seat 20. Go ahead, take the WHOLE soccer team. Can tow your camper, yacht, a trailer-load of frozen pizzas, or even your house! Yours for under $200,000 ($100,000 for truck chassis + $100,000 standard SUV markup) MODELS: Traildodger - two wheel drive model, our best seller. Eliminator - our Sport model - includes a 900hp quad-turbo 12-cylinder Cummins Diesel engine, previously only available in merchant barges. Fornicator (New for Y2K!) - Complete with king size waterbed (yes, the kind with waves), Viagra dispenser, mirrored ceilings, and wine cooler with complementary supply of pink champaigne on ice. Expected Jimmy Swaggert Signature Edition cancelled due to legal considerations, sorry! The Fornicator Dominator - Who else can boast ten-wheel-drive and eight tons of road-hugging, occupant-protecting mass? The Grand Dominator - The ultimate SUV- Adds extra high roof/cathedral ceilings, power expandable sides, full lavatory, four cell-phones, white leather interior with lambswool carpets, TV/VCR/Nintendo 64, Sony DSS satellite, beer cooler (go ahead, drive drunk, nothing's gonna kill you in this thing!), and a permanent cellular link to the internet." (BTW, they do advise the gullible that it is a joke.) Sandy Kramer *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - All postings copyright the author and not to be reproduced outside PaddleWise without author's permission Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Tue Jan 25 2000 - 15:55:04 PST
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