[Paddlewise] The Tether Conundrum

From: <LedJube_at_aol.com>
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000 09:28:58 EST
In a message dated 1/29/00 9:57:04 AM, romeug_at_erols.com writes:

<< you may want to consider getting Doug a tether to the house. >>

    To ensure enhanced domestic safety as we paddle increasingly troublesome 
waters, should one tether himself/herself to the wife/husband or his 
wife/husband to the boat?  Then would the dog or (heaven forbid) the cat be 
tethered to the aforementioned spouse or run a separate tether again to the 
boat?  Certainly the mortgage must be tethered directly to the paddler's 
wife/husband, while the pink slip for the Hummer must always be firmly 
attached directly to the Paddler himself/herself.  Well, I'm off to secure 
more tethers, many boats to protect/save.

Jed
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