[Paddlewise] Jet Ski Jokes!

From: <Strosaker_at_aol.com>
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2000 22:18:04 EST
You might be a sea kayaker if you would rather drown than be rescued by a jet 
skier!

You might be a sea kayaker if you have to think twice before responding to a 
jet skier's call for help!

You might be a sea kayaker if you smile when you see a jet skier heading 
straight for a boiler rock that is submerged at the moment!

You might be a sea kayaker if you would rather roll in that foamy brown stuff 
than smell the exhaust fumes of a jet ski!

You might be a sea kayaker if you cringe when someone you happen to know 
tells you he bought a jet ski!

You might be a sea kayaker if you laugh when that someone thinks he has 
something in common with you because he bought that jet ski!

Anybody have any more?

Duane Strosaker
 <A HREF="http://members.aol.com/pirateseakayaker/index.html">Pirate Sea 
Kayaker</A> 

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