You might be a sea kayaker if you would rather drown than be rescued by a jet skier! You might be a sea kayaker if you have to think twice before responding to a jet skier's call for help! You might be a sea kayaker if you smile when you see a jet skier heading straight for a boiler rock that is submerged at the moment! You might be a sea kayaker if you would rather roll in that foamy brown stuff than smell the exhaust fumes of a jet ski! You might be a sea kayaker if you cringe when someone you happen to know tells you he bought a jet ski! You might be a sea kayaker if you laugh when that someone thinks he has something in common with you because he bought that jet ski! Anybody have any more? Duane Strosaker <A HREF="http://members.aol.com/pirateseakayaker/index.html">Pirate Sea Kayaker</A> *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - All postings copyright the author and not to be reproduced outside PaddleWise without author's permission Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
-----Original Message----- From: Strosaker_at_aol.com <Strosaker_at_aol.com> >You might be a sea kayaker if you would rather drown than be rescued by a jet >skier! <SNIP> >Anybody have any more? ....Yeah, there's that (true) story about the jet skier who cheerfully agreed to carry a sea kayaker, who thought she was having a heart attack, to a waiting paramedic on shore. She'll never forget that guy, and neither will I. Bob V *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - All postings copyright the author and not to be reproduced outside PaddleWise without author's permission Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
You might be a sea kayaker if you would rather drown than be rescued by a jet >skier! <SNIP> >Anybody have any more? ....Yeah, there's that (true) story about the jet skier who cheerfully agreed to carry a sea kayaker, who thought she was having a heart attack, to a waiting paramedic on shore. She'll never forget that guy, and neither will I. .....while I appreciate the humor of ragging on jetskiiers as a general principle, (don't they all seem to be engaged in the middle of a music video, of which they are the *star*?)....BobVolin's point is well taken. ......in general, generalizations are at best flawed expressions of the human condition..... (or did I just violate my own principle?_) *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - All postings copyright the author and not to be reproduced outside PaddleWise without author's permission Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
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