Re: [Paddlewise] Folders: single, double, girlfriend?

From: Dave Kruger <dkruger_at_pacifier.com>
Date: Mon, 06 Mar 2000 01:48:52 -0800
"Dr. Peter Rand" wrote:
> 
> Just put a down payment on a folding kayak at a local boat show - the Klepper Aerius expedition (I was shocked that the Klepper rep had never heard of Ralph :-)

> I was planning to get a single, since my girlfriend never expressed the slightest interest in joining me for outings, but as I was filling out the paperwork she got visibly nervous and said well, maybe she would like to join me for outings after all. Oops... [snip]
> I need some advice!  [snip]
> Any thoughts (especially from couples)?

You need advice about your relationship, not about boats.  Anybody who had not
expressed much interest in boating (even though you are avowedly avid), UNTIL
confronted by a tangible threat to her control over you is more interested in
managing the relationship than she is in boating.

Buy the double.  Your next girlfriend will be someone you meet on the water
during the "detachment" phase of your current relationship.  The two of you
will love the Aerius, intensify your enamoration within it, and the first child
will no doubt be named "Aerius."

-- 
Dave Kruger
Astoria, OR
no Dear Abby, but been there, done that!
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