Re: [Paddlewise] Nearly Fatal

From: ralph diaz <rdiaz_at_ix.netcom.com>
Date: Wed, 08 Mar 2000 07:57:54 -0800
Doug Lloyd wrote:
> 
> Thanks Deb, you got the list rocking!
> 
> But...the WetOne _did_ make it to shore; he did not paddle off into the
> middle distance; he did not head out into some huge gale on some vast
> maritime body of water; and he did not require official outside assistance
> to drag his sorry ass to safety. Yes, he would have lost his boat (if not
> for your kind assistance). I've done that before, but I've always been a
> manageable distance from shore. Shivering ucontrollably? This is good. As
> long as he was still shivering, he's got lots of spunk left. And as I
> recall, he was the one insisting someone recover his loony-yak. Dripping
> wet and cold? Love it! Now, if we could just set up all kayak retail stores
> near the cold water, send prospective buyers offshore a few meters, then
> play virtual-ocean and dump them over, well, bet that would convince them
> to take a course or two. Just my two Canuck-land pennies.

I think you are trolling.  But you should use loonies instead.  They
make better bait. :-)

ralph diaz
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