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From: Peter Treby <ptreby_at_ozemail.com.au>
subject: [Paddlewise] The Jet Ski Joke Series
Date: Sun, 03 Jul 1994 07:27:07 +1000

Found it at last, the classic poem from whimsical cartoonist Michael
Leunig:

Ode to a Jet-Ski person

    Jet-ski person, selfish fink.
    May your silly jet-ski sink.
    May you hit a pile of rocks,
    Oh hoonish summer coastal pox

    Noisy smoking dickhead fool,
    On your loathsome leisure tool,
    Give us all a jolly lark
    And sink beside a hungry shark

    Scream as in it’s fangs you go
    Your last attention-seeking show
    While on the beach we all join in
    With “three cheers for the dorsal fin”

        Michael Leunig

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